Joker Post

Yeah, It's a new day, but it all feels old! It's a good life, that's what I'm told! But everything, it all just feels the same!

Hey guys, (only for guys), i do believe that getting out of the singular club ain't any big momma problem from us. It is more of a matter of want rather than need. Desperate? yeah true, but only for a certain reason........... (Such thing i believe only rich and jam understand? Or are there more who share the same frequency as us? Hopefully YES!!!)

And anyway, Ashton isn't boycotting any joker person. He is such a kind boy, isn't he? Is boy, not yet a man! (19 only!!!!). So don worry, don listen to any joker gossip that spread by the yishuniser.

I think there some memorable catchy phrases and acts that we once heard or seen or even experience, maybe we can start compiling some man! Let it be an unforgettable piece of literature work before we officially declared as Non-CLassmates!

let's get it started in here!!!

Don Han, the greatest Ardmore Knight
"TOMORROW LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
(I'm emphasizing the laaaaa as it is often accompanied with a high PITCH)

Buddha Ping, the philosophical Preacher
"U are really so PUSSSYYYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZ"
(and that was specially created for the purpose of naming a little cat who loved to whine)
P.S. She is nxt on the list

Pussy Joyce, the whiner
"I slap you then you noe!!!" & "WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
(and on top of that, she loved to call people with a fantastically high tone in which often resulted in frustrating people!!!!!!)

Gunbounder Adri, the slapper
Well she is much more worst than the joker above. She really does slap people!!! What a shit?

Hokkienese and Hornified Richrad, the Uncle
This joker potato loves to imitate those taiwan entertainment shows, and not those that are popular. but shows like wat XX DA MENG GUO.... and ends up with all the joker acts coming out!!!

Lamer James, Cockster of the Cock Family
Well, beyond description. Too much cock in his mind, i don understand what he does at home.

Ah Shan, the Ah Ma
"SHan Nan..... Shan Bei... Shan nan shan bei zou yi hui eh........"
Well, she sang that everytime we finished our TO lecture... and on top of that, she loved HOKKIEN SONGS!!!! hai~~>>.....

Leng, the Da Jie Da
Remember her three fingers act? not pointing to anybody of course. But with that three fingers stick onto her left side of her forehead, trying to display an act of three cold sweat to remind people that their talks are lame... Well, is pretty lame too... your acts?????????????

Timmy!, studified ever-young-looking guy
"yesh yesh yesh, YEAH!"
This is an act that cant be described literally. But the main point is this, a guy who has been thru NS doing this, wow, is damn freaking coolz!!!!

FIR, the flyaway joker
nothing seriously wrong abt it, jus that one has to have a clean ears to hear him... Pls, this is not a sarcasm, but a COMMENT yeah....

Ah Boo, the book that can nv be judged by its cover
Wah incredible guy. No one can ever guess that this guy can tell me the price of all the combi of ToTo, in which i din even noe... and talk abt Pools, he somehow will noe the odds dude!!!!


Ceres, the TEI TEI Bu
Hey joker, would u like to consider working for chatlines?

I indeed left out a few other jokers, but is a chance for u guys to fill it up!!!! hahaha... i can't possibly remember so many things rite?

And well, i din leave mine is becoz where the hell would someone write something funnny abt himself? It sounds so ironic!!!

Dude, is time to show off your photographic memory!

By: ASSton